What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?